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I cant believe my brother met Udonis Haslem at pei wei! I’m so jealous!
god i love pei wei!!!!!!
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
yea well tumblr, make me feel old why dontchaa?
1990 was still the fucking shit, though
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
this one time, this guy I met while working at a very ~magical place told me that his mum’s name was Stephanie as well, but he didn’t fancy his mum. haha *soflattering*
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